WITTICISMS
If you see a man without a smile, give him yours. Big shots are little shots that keep shooting. Tact is the...
Comedy
Money cannot buy happiness - but it's far more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than on a bicycle.Forgive your enemy -...
WITTICISMS
No rule of
success will work if you don’t.
Most antique
shops have prices that are outrageously modern.
Forty is the
old age of youth – fifty...
WITTICISMS
Don’t be afraid to ask a dumb question – it’s easier to handle than a dumb mistake.
A smile...
Comedy
What did our parents do without the internet when they were bored? I asked my 18 brothers & sisters and they didn’t...
WITTICISMS
To the world you might be one person, but to one person, you might be the world.
When little...
Comedy
TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE: No,...
WITTICISMS
Have you noticed since everyone has a video recorder on their phones these days that no one talks about seeing UFOs like...
Comedy
When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been...