WITTICISMS

If you see a man without a smile, give him yours. Big shots are little shots that keep shooting. Tact is the...

Comedy

Money cannot buy happiness - but it's far more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than on a bicycle.Forgive your enemy -...

WITTICISMS

No rule of success will work if you don’t. Most antique shops have prices that are outrageously modern. Forty is the old age of youth – fifty...

WITTICISMS

Don’t be afraid to ask a dumb question – it’s easier to handle than a dumb mistake. A smile...

Comedy

What did our parents do without the internet when they were bored? I asked my 18 brothers & sisters and they didn’t...

WITTICISMS

To the world you might be one person, but to one person, you might be the world. When little...

Comedy

TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? CLYDE: No,...

WITTICISMS

Have you noticed since everyone has a video recorder on their phones these days that no one talks about seeing UFOs like...

Comedy

When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been...

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